Monday, May 9, 2011

Because Why Not

Because I felt like it.

No, not really.

Why U no fuck off and die?

More likely than not.

No thanks.  I'm good.

Whatever.  The fuck.  I want to.

I might be dumb, but at least I'm happy.

I'm sorry -- are you getting exasperated?  Perhaps you should bugger off, then.

I don'

That it seemed like a good idea at the time.  Actually, it still seems like a good idea.  If given the chance, knowing what I know now, I am certain I would go back in time and do it the fuck again.  Twice.


Fuck no.

Your mom.

I don't see how that's relevant.