Song #2 in my list of Shit Music that Rapes My Ears
I enjoy listening to Avril Lavigne about as much as I would enjoy listening to the sounds my dog would make if she were being skinned alive. That said, I do not know and do not care if she’s ever actually written any word of any sentence of any song she’s every ‘performed.’ But the shit comes out of her mouth, so she’s the one I’m taking it out on. I’ve also only added selected excerpts (they are listed in order as they appear in the song) because it’s a very long piece of shit, and I don’t want to over power my computer with it’s stench.
"Complicated"
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
***That’s deep. Thanks, retard.
Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
***Cuz I hate you.
You come over unannounceddressed up like you're somethin' else
***”Dressed up like you’re somethin’ else,” Avril? Like perhaps a cool punk-rock-but-not-too-offensively-punk-rock chick, instead of a skank-whore from Napanee?
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
***I really like those commercials you’re in for digital cameras these days. They in no way make you look like a moron.
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
***Again, because I hate you. Already told you that.
Lay back, it's all been done before
***Too easy.
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