Because I felt like it.
No, not really.
Why U no fuck off and die?
More likely than not.
No thanks. I'm good.
Whatever. The fuck. I want to.
I might be dumb, but at least I'm happy.
I'm sorry -- are you getting exasperated? Perhaps you should bugger off, then.
I don't..........care.
That it seemed like a good idea at the time. Actually, it still seems like a good idea. If given the chance, knowing what I know now, I am certain I would go back in time and do it the fuck again. Twice.
Church.
Fuck no.
Your mom.
I don't see how that's relevant.
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